Song 48 : A tribute to Mr Sam

This Friday we went for our LIE class and watched a very cool movie. Its called Shawshank Redemption(i think) and its about prison life.

However, we did not watch the whole movie as time is limited. Will continue the next half next week.

Anyway, Mr Chan is a very dedicated teacher.
My mum said he was very sick on Thursday. Lost his voice, had a sore throat and flu (if i am not mistaken)
Yet, he refused to take a leave and forced himself to school.
He didnt even cancel the LIE class despite his condition which really impressed me,

So far i had never seen such a responsible teacher, bursting with such vibrant life and enthusiasm before!

There is so much passion in his teaching!
We can obviously see that he is not teaching for the sake of teaching, but he is treating it as if its not only his job, but his life.

Who would want to come to school every weekend and vomit tonnes of knowledge to a bunch of ungrateful teenagers, when you don't even earn a single cent?

If you were to ask me that question, i would say



MR. CHAN!!!


First of all, its not even his job to teach us LIE, but he volunteered to. He could have just made as if it wasn't his business or demanded tuition fees form us,



but NO!


Instead, he wanted to teach the convent girls without earning extra money, and invited us, georgians to join the fun as well!!!


Now, i know, some of you guys will think

Who would be so dumb to do that??



MR. CHAN!!!!!!



And mind you, he is not dumb,
but a super dedicated teacher that takes teaching seriously and lives up to the saying "actions speak louder than words"!

and for that, he is the best teacher in the world!!!!!
Yeah~

Song 47 : So what?

Somehow, being a human is not as easy as it seems

No matter what you do, no matter how you do it, some people are bound to hate you.
Its hard, really.

You talk too little, people say you are cocky
You talk too much, people think you are annoying

You lose, they say you are lousy
You win, they say you don't deserve it

You have table manners, they say you are sissy(male) or pretending to be from the higher class(female)
You have no table manners, they say you are uncivilized


You follow the rules, people say you are nerdy
You don't follow the rules, people call you a criminal

Time and again, human behavior has proven that it is a universal fact, that no matter how good you are, you will never be good enough in the eyes of the world.
Nobody is perfect.

So what if people hate you?
As long as you don't deserve to be hated then have no worries!

People despise you for having good results, looking at the bright side of things, and playing with children of different age.


But yet again, SO WHAT?


I see nothing wrong in these things. Do you?
Is it written in the nation's law that you can't have good results?
Did God say anything like "Thou shall not think positively"?
Will you be damned to the flames of hell if you play with children younger than you?

NO!

There is completely nothing wrong with it! And trust me, you won't be chucked into jail for that.

Then why the fuss?
Like I said, everyone thinks differently. One man's meat is another man's poison.
So no matter how nice you are, it is only natural that there will be some dissatisfied people around you.

My conclusion is that, if people hate you, let it be.
Who cares about them?
As long as what you are doing is rationally right and does not harm anyone, then its all right.

But if you are an arrogant brat or a horrid idiot, it would be nice if you change your attitude. Don't you dare think its right to rob people, steal, kill animals, and so on.
Because its wrong!

So damn WRONG!



and yes, you will go to hell for it.

Song 46 : A lame story of a boy who annoyed me today

Life was pretty peaceful today, until Big B stepped into the class shrouded with her dark aura. Obviously she has attained her Level 3 Melancholy Mode and sadly we were oblivious of it.

So the class continued chatting in their own ways while the amazon slammed her pile of boobs (Oops, I mean books) before everyone, making everyone shut their pie holes.

Gamma rays radiated from her eyes as she performed her infamous gorgon's glare.

Silence~

No one dares speak before the mighty and brutal creature.
But silence was not enough....
She wanted more....

MORE~

She wanted to induce pain and fear so unbearable in everyone's brittle soul....
Her eyeballs spun around like a disco ball while her mouth cracked open, emitting a roar of cacophony.
She got her wish, everyone was as silent as a mouse and drenched in cold sweat

But she wanted more....

MORE~

unknown spells spat out of her throat like jet as it pierced us mercilessly, leaving a hole in our hearts.


It wasn't even fifteen minutes yet, but we were already bleeding profusely and all our Mana were already used up, due to the defensive sphere spell that we have to cast every few seconds to shield ourselves from her razor words.

Then came a courageous warrior, NTJ son of NLH (or was he stupid? Oh never mind) stepping forward to claim the head of the invincible sphinx.
He forged his way through the ocean of corpses until he reached the witch's chamber of doom.

Slowly but steadily, he drew out his ultimate weapon, a nail clipper, trying to defeat the ultimate evil that has prevailed for centuries and restore joy and peace to the land.

BUT,

before that, she slashed him...

AWWW

Then, with a vindictive mask spread over her face, she slowly pulled out the intestines in our hero's (Gee, would you rather call him that?) body.

He yelled in agony as the excruciating pain traveled across his system as blood kept pouring in torrents from the crimson stained wounds.

Tears flooded his eyes as he took a final glimpse at the azure sky. Then, he lapsed into total darkness.


He opened his heavy eyelids as a huge sign board materialised before him, saying.....

WELCOME TO HELL



NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!















Hmmm......

On second thought,














YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Song 45 : Oh great!

School was pretty boring today.

As usual our add maths teacher was expounding alien jargons before the whole class, confusing himself with his own words along the way, trapping us as well in the web of confusion he spun.

ended up sleeping. Haha. Hey its better to get enough rest than pretending to understand when you are actually lamenting "What the hell?!" inside right?
haha

We found out the reason why Pn Zura has been missing in action
Apparently her father's blood level shot up at a very astonishing rate. May Pn Zura's Dad be well and happy.(radiating metta)

Anyway, I completely forgot about chemistry extra class after school today! How annoying. I really can't believe how I could forget such a thing! Which explains the bottle of Omega Fish oil that has been left untouched for months! Maybe its really time to start consuming it again, or I might end up swallowing Ginko pills in the future to defy Alzheimer! LOL

As the class starts at 1.30 and I will be going back at 1.45, I thought, what the hell, might as well 15 minutes of knowledge rather than 15 minutes of boredom!

After school ended, Siew Hoong, Seik San and I decided to have some Cendol!
I love cendol!
But I love Rose Ice Kacang more!
too bad there is no ice kacang stall around!

Anyway, Pau eats like a beast!

And i mean a BEAST!

he ordered a bowl of cendol as well as a plate of pasembor and gosh table manners was what he really lacked!(Maybe he really needs one of those English manners class, where he will learn to point his little finger upwards while sipping a dainty cup of tea and choose over a million cutleries just to spread butter over a piece of croissant)

Back to the point,

He eats like a BEAST!

I have never witnessed such a ravenous creature in my life before! Holding a fork for pasembor with his left hand and a spoon for cendol with his right hand, he dug chambers in the food served! Since he was burying scoops of both into his mouth, he ended up chewing a grotesque mixture of vermilion and viridian that finally resulted with a grey mesh decorating the walls of his teeth!

Oh, the horror~

And dang, I forgot that i didn't bring my chemistry notes along as well. So i ended up hiding at the corner of the library, behind Pau's shoulder, to shield myself from Pn Hin's gaze. Luckily she did not realise what i was doing.

As I am a good, kind, and understanding student (ahem) I don't want her to go ballistic over the notes thingy, because I was afraid it would affect her child adversely.

See, I'm so considerate!

Song 44 : Genius my foot!

I feel so lucky today because Pn Zura was absent and she didnt give any homework beforehand!

Wohoo!!!!!!

Anyway, surprisingly, the one sitting behind me decided to puasa. Claims he will last a month before he buka puasa again. Doubt it. Mwhahahahah

That TC boy was really annoying in chemistry Tuition today. We were learning about rubber being made from latex or also known as rubber milk. Then he started saying we can produce rubber using normal milk!!

Genius

PURE GENIUS

Maybe he can experiment by injecting progesterone into his own chest and mass produce the milk drawn out from his nipple as rubber!!!!

Then we have human rubber!!!

WOW!!!!!

hE'S GOING TO WIN THE NEXT NOBEL!!!!!!!!!!!

Song 43 : Birthday at Pau's

Siew Hoong's belated birthday party was sorta fun! However, the number of guests have decreased compared to last year's by a few. Maybe it was due to the Hari Komunikasi that enraged parents about their children's results, therefore forbidding them from going?

I don't know.

Anyway, I was the first to arrive, then Foo Mun, Wil Shen, Ern Wei, Mun Keong, Xian Yung, Seik San, Kenny, Kok Leong, and the rest.

Like last year, we had steamboat again!!!!

Unlike last year, this year is more FUN!

The food is better as well!

We have weenies, crab sticks (don't you dare laugh Kenny!), fishballs, meatballs, prawns (I don't eat prawns actually), yee mee, yellow noodles, meat, seafood tofu, meat, and that bean curd roll thingy.

And what's best is that we get Tom Yam as the Steamboat soup (or whatever you call it) and cold orange cordial for drinks! Pretty cool huh?

Oh, Besides the best part, I forgot the better than best part, Siew Hoong's parents aren't in, so we could do and say whatever we one, especially when it comes to the playing with food part!
haha
Ok, we didn't actually played with food by starting a food fight or stuffing weenies in our nostrils, but we got to joke around and devour our food in a very barbaric manner(So we aren't wasting)

Anyway, everyone got so excited when the pot's cover got opened that we would forge our way through the forest of chopsticks, trying to grab anything for the hungry guy wielding it.

So in the end, we decided to have a representative from each table to play the Nombor game and whoever wins get to scoop as many as he wants, to share with the rest sitting around his table, first.

Sadly we lost. But who plays by the rules!? Rules are meant to be broken!!
So everyone's ladles and chopsticks dived into the pot simultaneously despite the agreement, creating a pandemonium.

Goodness, all hell really has broken loose.

But it was fun really. And so many topics were brought up while waiting for the food to boil.

Like Siew Hoong taking Girafah's Hard candy, TengTeng and Nini embracing each other in the beach while the sunsets (haha), MunMun and his Nana etc.

We really had a good time filling our stomachs with such scrumptious food while tickling ourselves silly with all that silly jokes that keep popping up.

After that, It was PS2 time. Ah Pau's steering wheel for racing game is really sucky (he claims Xian Yung ruined it). But judging the way siew hoong handle things and his self-proclaimed ability to whack a tennis ball to the speed of 360 km a second (faster than Hurricane Nargis! Wow! a World record!) I doubt how veritable his words are. (Haha)

But it was really fun, for one to control the steering wheel and the other to control the break and acceleration. But boy, does it need a lot of teamwork! And teamwork was what Ern Wei and I lacked, resulting in a wretched vehicle that is only capable of 32 MPH averagely (hei, at least its faster than Streamyx!)

Later it was Naruto time! I sucked in this game. Like hell I do. And it seems that Mr. Pau was eagerly trying to get me to rumble with him so that he could kick my butt at any opportunity. Celaka
Anyway, The game was really Cool! The fighting style was so WOW! It actually made me feel like watching Naruto (which I have decided to watch after SPM).

I Really had a fun time there. But siew hoong wasnt that impressed with my glow in the dark stars compared to how amazed he was when he saw ern wei's manga and Foo mun and wil shen's Dumbology and KBSR Figures of Speech book.

But hey, at least its not as bad as those who went empty handed!
haha

Song 42 : I'm Sorry

Look i realised what i said to TMGS was put into words wrongly, therefore, creating a misunderstanding.

Let me repeat it again,
Ke and TM were fighting for third, SGI and TM were fighting for second, and SGI and Convent were fighting for first.
(Ok the SGI and TM were fighting for second part wasn't in the msg because i ended up deleting it before sending it, as the message will be too long and will be broken into another message which is more expensive. I know its a lame and dumb excuse, but honestly that's that. I just removed it thinking its rather unimportant, but looks like its one of the most vital part)

Anyway,when I said that, I never meant to put you guys down, just that i meant that you guys should be thankful that you didn't go back empty handed unlike the other 6 schools. And i now its wrong for me to make baseless comments to explain. But i was just giving my opinion and never knew it would be made public. If i knew so many people would find out and get hurt by it, I would have kept it to myself.

Anyhow, I am truly sincerely sorry for what i said if i sliced you guys (although i know the hurt is irrevocable)
But honestly, the judge's decisions are final, there is really no point debating over whether convent should be disqualified for the floor scenes.

I know you guys are aiming for first but don't you think it's a little too cruel to get convent, that practiced 6 hours per day and ended up with sore throat and bruises after every practice, disqualified just because of 2 floor scenes that was not even a written rule?

And even if the judges really don't know the rules, i am sure that, Pn cecilia would ask the opinion of last year's judges regarding this technique, because everyone knows that she is a very experienced drama teacher.

All I am saying is every competition needs only one champion. So no matter what, we should try our best without expecting anything. That's what I told my members on the competition day.

Even if we lose, we will feel proud of ourselves because we know, we gave every effort we got and sweated a whole hell lot for it.

In the end of the day, we are all winners, each and every one of us. Let's not bother about the placing, but if the competition allowed first, second and third to the next level, I am sure we will end up seeing each other again in the national level!

Because everyone of us that performed that day were extremely good, even God can't deny that and I am sure He will give us credit for it someday, someway.