Song 46 : A lame story of a boy who annoyed me today

Life was pretty peaceful today, until Big B stepped into the class shrouded with her dark aura. Obviously she has attained her Level 3 Melancholy Mode and sadly we were oblivious of it.

So the class continued chatting in their own ways while the amazon slammed her pile of boobs (Oops, I mean books) before everyone, making everyone shut their pie holes.

Gamma rays radiated from her eyes as she performed her infamous gorgon's glare.

Silence~

No one dares speak before the mighty and brutal creature.
But silence was not enough....
She wanted more....

MORE~

She wanted to induce pain and fear so unbearable in everyone's brittle soul....
Her eyeballs spun around like a disco ball while her mouth cracked open, emitting a roar of cacophony.
She got her wish, everyone was as silent as a mouse and drenched in cold sweat

But she wanted more....

MORE~

unknown spells spat out of her throat like jet as it pierced us mercilessly, leaving a hole in our hearts.


It wasn't even fifteen minutes yet, but we were already bleeding profusely and all our Mana were already used up, due to the defensive sphere spell that we have to cast every few seconds to shield ourselves from her razor words.

Then came a courageous warrior, NTJ son of NLH (or was he stupid? Oh never mind) stepping forward to claim the head of the invincible sphinx.
He forged his way through the ocean of corpses until he reached the witch's chamber of doom.

Slowly but steadily, he drew out his ultimate weapon, a nail clipper, trying to defeat the ultimate evil that has prevailed for centuries and restore joy and peace to the land.

BUT,

before that, she slashed him...

AWWW

Then, with a vindictive mask spread over her face, she slowly pulled out the intestines in our hero's (Gee, would you rather call him that?) body.

He yelled in agony as the excruciating pain traveled across his system as blood kept pouring in torrents from the crimson stained wounds.

Tears flooded his eyes as he took a final glimpse at the azure sky. Then, he lapsed into total darkness.


He opened his heavy eyelids as a huge sign board materialised before him, saying.....

WELCOME TO HELL



NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!















Hmmm......

On second thought,














YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!