song 77 : SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I bet you guys werent expecting this post from me!

HAHA

ok. So how the hell did i manage to post this?

I'm back in my home for a day due to an emergency. Given a day off from NS.

So how's NS?

Ok kwa.

Way better than i thought it would be so far.
The people in my dorm are all very friendly and i'm super glad that I'm placed in a dorm with nice and decent people (some trainees in other dorms are kinda sinister and arrogant)

So NS food is not really that bad.
The NS Toilets are not clean but not till the extent of our school and its still bearable.
The dorms are clean.
There are funny and entertaining trainers.

But the only problem i face is that I'm the only english educated chinese in the whole camp.
Its rather hard to fit in and i feel lost in the crowd sometimes.

So right now I'm mingling with Hualian students.
They really are good people just that they were only misunderstood.
And i made friends with people from kedah, kelantan and selangor as well.
This could actually be a great experience.

Although the purpose of this programme is to promote integration, segregation still reigns in the trainees' souls.
Despite that, i could see that the barriers of racism are slowly breaking down and people are stepping over to the other side, trying to understand different cultures and people.

I feel that i'm learning a lot here.

I'm learning how to fit in a new environment.
I'm learning how to befriend people with different creed.
I'm learning how to not be picky when eating.
I'm learning how to tolerante bad attitude.
I'm learning how to wash my own clothes.
I'm learning how to be independant.

I hope the learning does not come to halt.
So to my friends who got second batch, dont worry so much la.
Its not as bad as you think.

however, its still too early to assume its good. So when i get back, i promise you guys a full and detailed story of what happened. Till then, stop worrying and scrape of the negative thoughts you have about PLKN.
Reserve you judgement for later la.

just dont worry, be happy~

Song 76 : Music Box

music box songs are really peaceful and soothing to the ears.

I really loved this sorta songs since i was small and i never really know what instrument it was called. I actually thought it was xylophone.

After years of futile effort, typing 'xylophone' in youtube and imeem and obtaining undesirable results, i eventually gave up.

It was really hard trying to find the genre of it, and to add matters worse, most of the music box CDs i ever came across was in chinese.
Hence, being a xiang jiao ren, i was able to speak chinese but not read.
This made the search so much harder.

But a few days ago in One Utama, I went into Movie Magic to get myself 'The Prince and The Temple of The Sea" DVD. Then my sis tried out this great Music box Cd in the testing section.
She was saying, "Wow, this is good. You have to try it."

When i tried it, i was really excited, because i recognised the "ting ting" songs.

So i tried having a look at the cd cover, just to discover it in mandrin.

Potong Stim.

As my parents and aunt are having their sweet time in D.I.Y. Shop, i decided to fiddle with the album cover a bit.

And wallah~

I read something called Music Box on it.
So when i got home i availed myself of this opportunity and searched the whole web for "music box version", and it returned with favourable results.

I was jumping with joy. Haha.
So i have a music box song above and its really good.
its first love by utada hikaru.

Btw Hins Cheung's songs are really good too.

Song 75 : That place is labelled no entry (at least for now)

i shouted at that bimbo MH again. Damn annoying kid. I never hated a cousin more.

today, i scolded him for tickling his little sister.

so its tickling nia ma. What's the big deal?

well, it seems that the spoilt brat has a favourite spot to tickle....


guess where??



THE VAGINAL AREA!!!!


Of all places, he chose that as his favourite region.


That kid's an idiot.
A total 360 degree fool

song 74 : all the stuffs

here's a few things i discovered and happened lately when I'm in Melaka

Mh is really annoying and i cant stand him anymore.

Never marry a woman who is terrible in house keeping.

Cat poop is smellier than cow poop.

Prices are more expensive in certain shops on Sundays.

The worst kind of kid is the one that sreams the most and sounds manja.

w3501 has better sound quality than w3801.

There are a lot of lalas in Dataran Pahlawan.

People make use of pretty girls and boys to promote goods in PC Fair.


I saw somebody that looked exactly like her but she was possibly l**

song 73 : really funny

LOL

i this joke was forwarded to me and i find it so funny that i should share it

so here goes...

Seorang guru, Cikgu Murni (Umur: 22) menghadapi masalah dengan salah seorang muridnya (Abu). Lalu guru ini bertanya kepada murid tersebut : "Apa sebenarnya masalah awak, Abu?"

Lalu Abu menjawab, "Saya terlalu cerdik untuk berada di darjah 4, kakak saya menduduki UPSR dan saya lebih cerdik dari dia, maka saya seharusnya berada di tempat yang sama juga!".

Cikgu Murni dah tak tertahan. Dia bawa Abu ke pejabat pengetua. Sementara Abu menunggu di ruang tamu, Cikgu Murni terangkan keadaan tersebut kepada pengetua. Pengetua mengatakan yang dia akan berikan ujian kepada Abu dan jika Abu gagal menjawab, maka Abu harus kekal di darjah 3 dan berkelakuan baik. Abu dibawa masuk ke pejabat Pengetua dan Cikgu Murni terangkan pada Abu dan Abu bersetuju untuk ambil ujian yang akan diberikan.

Pengetua: Apa 3 x 3?
Abu: 9
Pengetua: Apa 6 x 6?
Abu: 36

Pengetua terus bertanyakan soalan2 berdasarkan tahap pencapaian murid2 UPSR dan si Abu mampu menjawab tiap soalan yang diberikan. Lalu pengetua memandang Cikgu Murni dan berkata, "Saya rasa murid ini sepatutnya berada di darjah 6", Lalu Cikgu Murni berkata pada pengetua, "Saya ada soalan saya sendiri, boleh tak saya ajukan pada Abu?". Pengetua dan Abu bersetuju.

Cikgu Murni: Apa yang lembu ada 4 di badan, tapi saya cuma ada dua?
Abu: (berfikir) Kaki

Cikgu Murni: Apa yang ada di dalam seluar kamu tapi tidak pada seluar saya?
Abu: Saku

Cikgu Murni: Apa yang bermula dengan huruf "K" akhir dengan "A", ianya berbulu, berbentuk oval, nyaman dan mengandungi lapisan nipis keputihan?
Abu: Kelapa

Cikgu Murni: Apakah yang masuk keras dan berwarna "pink", bila keluar lembik dan melekit?
Abu: Gula-gula getah (Bubblegum)

Cikgu Murni: Apa yang mereka lakukan, lelaki secara berdiri, wanita secara duduk dan anjing secara tiga kaki?
Abu: Bersalaman

Cikgu Murni: Baik, sekarang saya akan ajukan soalan berbentuk siapakah saya, okay?
Abu: Baik Cikgu

Cikgu Murni: Awak memasukkan batang kedalam saya. Awak ikat saya untuk saya berdiri. Saya kebasahan sebelum awak.
Abu: Khemah

Cikgu Murni: Jari memasuki saya. Awak menggesel-gesel saya bila awak teringatkan saya. Lelaki idaman akan mendapat saya dulu.
Abu: Cincin perkahwinan

Cikgu Murni: Saya ada bermacam-macam saiz. Bila saya sakit saya akan meleleh. Bila saya keluar, banyak tisu yang akan digunakan. Bila awak hembuskan saya, akan berasa lega.
Abu: Hidung

Cikgu Murni: Saya batang yang keras. Hujungnya tajam. Saya akan datang dan masuk dengan lajunya.
Abu: Anak panah

Cikgu Murni: Sekarang saya akan ajukan soalan dalam Bahasa Inggeris, okay?
Abu: Okay

Cikgu Murni: What word starts with a 'F' and end in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?
Abu: Firetruck

Cikgu Murni: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you dont get it you have to use your hand.
Abu: Fork

Cikgu Murni: What is it that all men have one of. It's longer on some men than on others, the pope does not use his, and a man gives it to his wife after they are married?
Abu: Surname

Cikgu Murni: What part of the man has no bones but has muscles, lots of veins and loves pumping?
Abu: Heart

Pengetua menghembuskan nafas kelegaan bila mendengar jawapan yang diberikan oleh si Abu, lantas berkata "Baik hantar murid ini ke Universiti Malaya; jawapan yang saya fikirkan semuanya salah".

P/s: Jika jawapan anda semua salah, anda adalah sama spesies dengan pengetua yang mempunyai pemikiran kuning.....hehehe

song 72 : SLow

The internet is getting slower and slower every day.

Talk about streamyx being fast. Tipu lah

Its just a myth.

Song 71 : Ceramah

Everyone kept telling me that the 5 hours ceramah was stupid and boring.
And i was rather convinced.

So on that day of the ceramah, the chinese penceramah came in, and i started groaning and chanting OH ANNI~

But it wasn't really as bad as i thought. He was kinda good. In fact the class was pretty lifely as he told us a lot of latest happenings and there were a lot of two-way discussions.
He was actually good and he cracked some entertaining jokes that caught our attentions.
So after that it was break time.

I really didn't want to taste the dull looking food sold there especially when the poeple preparing it looked so haggard and unhygeinic. However, i cant be picky anymore, after all, i'm gonna have to spend 3 looooong months in NS taking the same kind of food. So, it would be better if i can I get used to the horrid now rather than later.

But the food wasnt really that bad. OK la the taste~
While I was eating, I thought, maybe everyone was exageratting when they said the 5 hours ceramah was a dream making machine.

So the break was over, and everyone waited in the room.
The next Penceramah came in and started talking in his local accent that seemed like an endless chanting

Eureka!
We've discover the most effective cure for insomnia!

This was the most boring person ever~
His voice really induces sleep
he was talking to himself most of the time and everyone seemed too confused and bored to care

I was gawking at him like a stupido and deciphering every word he said that sounded more like Greek to me.

His voice really reminded me of the Craxy Kilt ARM in Marchen Awakens Romance.
Just like Rapunzel-sama said, his voice was turning my brain into mush.

Thinking that I should have a rest from the migraine-inducing soundwaves emanating from his larynx, i decided to take a look around just to discover some of the students sleeping, sms-ing, reading some other book, and pretending to listen to him while they are definitely somewhere off in a different world.

So I decided to just continue gazing at him and think of something else.
Once again,
His voice came flooding my ears and acted like lullaby, forcing me into the land of dreams.

Consequently, I slept...
Then i woke up and tried to listen again.

Yet, i slept...
However I woke up again.

Still, I slept...
All of a sudden, I woke up.

Mysteriously I slept again...
Later, I woke up again.

Unfortunately, I slept again...
Fortunately I woke up again.

Unluckily I slepy again...
Luckily i woke up again.

And the cycle happened again and again until his speech ended.
finally it was over~ (Amitabha)

After that, i went home and slept all over again....

Song 70 : The Girl I Slapped

Think back at those days when I was little, I couldn’t help but to think of myself as a jerk. I realised that I really didn’t grow out of it yet. I still do some very hurtful things to people.

So back to the post’s title. Hard to believe? Yeah, I really did slap a girl. But that was about 10 years ago or so, but recalling that incident still hits me with pangs of guilt.

Ok, that thing happened in Smart Readers. It was triggered by something really silly and stupid. You’ll never believe what caused this.

Shu Pyng, my sis and I were arguing with a boy and a girl about Chinese deities. We were talking about which deity was ori and which one was pirated and which one lagi power (Well, pardon us! We were still kids and didn’t know better!)

As you all can expect, both sides weren’t really agreeing with each other. We were saying things like “No, my god is real one. Your one fake one!”

Haha. We were just like kids bickering which superhero was more powerful, just that our little debate involves Gods(OUCH!)

The argument started heating up, and all the “Shut up!” and “Stupid!” started coming in. Then, I felt something exploding in me and my hand struck her face, like it was a reflex action.

It was a terrifying moment. Her spectacles were dangling down her face as if it was broken and she stared at me with her confused eyes.
Everything happened so fast, it was too fast for everyone to absorb.

She kept looking at me for 2 seconds I think, and everyone maintained the silence. It’s like the whole world stopped turning because all their eyes were set on this little drama going on.

After moments of silence, she started sobbing and yelling furiously, blinking away her tears.

A series of events happened after that. Her parents came, my parents came, they had to apologise profusely, and I was cursed with this memory of slapping a little girl.

Ok

THE END

Or so I thought…

I thought after that slapping incident, it would mean bye-bye forever, and we will waltz away from each others’ lives.

How wrong I was. Our paths crossed a few times again, but I never realized it was her till a few months ago.

I was in Miss Leow’s Chemistry tuition, when memories of the past flooded me once more.

Miss Leow was talking about esterification, and blabla
Esters have fruity scent, some esters smell like oranges, apples, strawberries….
Yeah
Strawberries…..
I started dreaming again….
Strawberries in Cameron Highlands…..
Stawberry flavoured Cloud 9 candies….
Ichigo 100%, the stupid harem manga that revolved around strawberries….
The Smart Readers mascot that was a strange strawberry with hands and legs….
The girl I slapped in Smart Readers….

NO!

Embarrassed over the past and feeling myself blush, I tried to prevent myself from remembering that incident by looking around and thinking of something else.

Then my gaze landed on this girl before me…
I realized she just rebonded her hair and her curls were gone…
Then I looked away to think of something else,
Something hit me like thunder

My eyes slowly crept to her face once more and I gulped, feeling something tucking my intestines.

OH ANNI!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It was her, the girl I slapped!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
we were in the same tuition since form 3, and I never realized!!!!!
She had the same face as that girl I slapped! Same name! And the spectacles! (Though they were completely different, but just imagining it the specs dangling from her ears, hits the jackpot!)

Thank goodness, I don’t look like anything when I was little, or she might want to return the favour! HAHA

Ok I think at this point, many of you already know who got slapped, but its all right.
It was a wrong I did and I really wanted to amend this.
Well, I’m not asking her to slap me!
But I just want to say I’m sorry…

Song 69 : Quotes quoted

Its been 5 years in that school, and many of us will part ways very soon. Yeah, there has been bittersweet memories that has happened here, and despite how bitter or sweet they are, we will cherish it for the rest of our lives.

So let me peevishly remind you some of them! HAHA. These are the 10 whackiest, funniest, weirdest, wittiest, spiciest, most vain, sensational, controversial, contradicting words ever uttered, besieged by these walls of 5Sc1.

Though some of them might tickle you to death, while some will make you decay with disgust, lets just let the people who quoted it remain anonymous, since everybody in the class knows who quoted what and when. Let's just cherish these and laugh at it when we are worlds apart in the future.

"After NS, we meet in Prima la. I will Have four girls in my car!"

"Aiya, my muscle so big. Lorry come, i point one finger at the lorry, also the lorry musnah one"

"Nobody warned me... Nobody... Nobody..."

"I so handsome, she dont want me, never mind..."

"Long distance relationships wont last one, must be like me!"

"After SPM, I want to take Form 6 here, so that i can become the Head Prefect!"

"Sir, my heart swollen already lah"

"Aiya, my girlfreind 100 times prettier than his girlfriend lah!"

"Stupid Bit**! I hope she fail her SPM!"

"Why they always want Convent girls only one ah? Come la, I go Kow one TMGS girl for them to see!"

song 68 : personality test

You Are An INFP

The Idealist You are a creative person with a great imagination. You enjoy living in your own inner world. Open minded and accepting, you strive for harmony in your important relationships. It takes a long time for people to get to know you. You are hesitant to let people get close to you. But once you care for someone, you do everything you can to help them grow and develop. In love, you tend to have high (and often unrealistic) standards. You are very sensitive. You tend to have intense feelings. At work, you need to do something that expresses your personal values. You would make an excellent writer, psychologist, or artist. How you see yourself: Unselfish, empathetic, and spiritual When other people don't get you, they see you as: Unrealistic, naive, and weak

What's Your Personality Type?


Haha since i was young i have only considered the three jobs stated
I'm not really open minded
but its true that i strive for relationship that is important to me
LOL
Coz i dont care what ppl i dont know think of me, and i will let relationship rot if i think its pointless
yes, i'm hesitant to let ppl know me

song 67 : Bored

Beyonce has a new name


It's Sasha Fierce


=_="

song 65 : Recession killing phones?

jeez, recently a lot of walkman phones stopped production. So these are the 3 cheapest phones left.


This is W200i, price around 300+ for AP
I will definitely not buy this phone no matter what
Worst walkman phone ever! (Pardon me, Jacy, for condemning your phone)
-VGA camera
-128x160 pixel
-65,536 color CSTN
-No bluetooth
-Infrared port
-M2 Card Extension

This is W350i. Second cheapest phone, 400+ fo AP. Has all the same functions as W380i
But the design is like one of those ancient motorolla phones.
Maybe it was meant to have the retro look...

This is the third cheapest phone, W380i, currently 460 for AP (the price is dropping very fast)
Got a feeling the price might drop a lot more.
Not a popular model really...







I realise that the prices of phones are getting flushed down the bowl recently. Could it be due to the recession? Cause in economics, low sales will cause prices to be cut to encourage more sales...
Or am I wrong about that economics thing?

Now all the 3G models are so much cheaper compared to two months ago.
Even that Sony Ericsson Cybershot phone with the round buttons (forgot the name of the model)
is now 700+ only for midland phone. So i think the price for AP around 590+

Song 64 : LCR the Phone Junkie

So let's see... They say that we'll be getting RM300+ after coming back from NS (gov's generous offer). So before going, I already knew what to spend the money on! A new Walkman Phone!

But dont get me wrong!

I'm not a phone junkie! Its just that recently, i'm having a bit of trouble with my phone, the joystick is ruined!(never ever buy a phone with joystick) Plus there is no memory card slot to store my songs. Much to my chagrin, my MP3 mysteriously broke down ONE DAY after the PC fair (if only that stupid thing rosak earlier, then i can get another one at a low price la, but NOOOO it just had to go banannas ONE DAY after the PC FAir!)

So i've been going songless for some time.

Initially I thought of getting another MP3 player, but considering my phone's annoying joystick, I thought what the hell, might as well get a new phone. So i've decided what to do with the NS money, way before NS even started! XD

Currently I had my eyes on this phone

Its the Sony Ericsson W380i!
Price for AP is around 500+

But considering its horrible functions, I'm Pretty sure the price will tumble.
The functions are shitty for such a price!

-1.3 Megapixel camera with no video recording
-Only 300 hours of standby time
-14 MB internal memory with M2 Card extension
-176x220 pixels screen
-weighs 100g

In, short, very bad combination. It's a bad deal

So why on earth did I say i want to get it?

Sigh...
People like me have an inexplicable lust for clamshell phones. Just because its a flip model, I am willing to turn a blind eye on the horrid functions.

I have always longed for a clamshell phone (hehe) Crazy for it more than other shapes. Even slide leaves no impression on me, but a flip phone will definitely make me go ~WOW~

SO its like i'm buying a phone just because of the pretty design despite its bad insides.
I feel like I'm really turning into a phone junkie!

Compare that phone just now with this W610i phone

It has:

- 2MP cam with recording
-350 hours of stanby time
-64MB internal memory with M2 Extension
-Cam with LED flash
-weighs only 93g

Conclusion, its a much better phone than the clamshell one, as it provides all the optimum functions for only RM400+

Its a much better deal really. And it triumphs W380i in every single aspect.

But if only this phone was clamshell!!!!!!
Argh!!!!!

I really cant believe my obsession for flip phones is going to lead me into becoming a bad consumer!
Sheesh
I think I definitely am one of those phone junkies now

Song 63 : When i grow up

When I Grow Up
Pussy Cat Dolls

When I heard this song's title, I thought "Hey this might actually be a good song!" I actually thought the Cats are finally going to sing something meaningful and inspirational to the youths out there.

But when is heard it on hitz tv, Gosh, it was a nightmare.

The song was horrible and there was not a single tune in it. The lyric's goes like "when i grow up, I wanna be famous, wanna be a star, wanna have boobies."

This made me think "what the?" Is this what they want to teach the younger generation?

I wonder what will happen when lil' 6 year old girls tell their mum, "Mommy, I wanna have boobies."
The next thing you realise is that the plastic surgeons around the globe are earning millions form kindergarten girls that want to have silicones slid under their chest.

Haha

I think they should really start singing songs that have meaning in it. What's with "loosen up my buttons babe" phenomenon?

There is nothing special about the song at all. The only thing that lured people into listening to it is the sexually suggestive music and the videos with scantily dressed females. Besides that, I cant see the reason, why they can crawl up the billboard with that.

And what's worse is that the band is made up of only one real singer whereas the rest are only serve as highly decorative tools to skip around in videos in their tighties to harvest erections.

Anyhow, I honestly think that the Nicole girl really has big talent to sing. But it really surprises me that she would rather waste her talent away by singing such songs and devoting herself more into dirty dancing than singing.

Is it true that erotic video clips can gather more people?

Hmm.. I dont really agree. If people want something that can excite them, they would have watched other stuffs that are the real thing (ahem) Plus, all that fierce dancing is not sexy in any way at all. Its disgusting and annoying.

Its synonymous to a guy scratching his private in front of a girl.

HAha
pardon me for saying that, but that's the closest thing i can think of.

Anyway, you might want to try listening to Daughtry if you dont like the Pussy. Daughtry is definitely one of the best bands around! Superb voice and a heart of gold for the poor, that's what they are!
They are one of the only singers that give back to the people. Cant wait for another album from them

song 62 : Julius Caesar = Ancient porn?

i found this article today in wikipedia.
Twisted is what i call it! Its so wrong! LOL
Anyhow, you can have a look at it and judge it yourself. And i wonder what will happen if we write this is SPM??? HAHHAHA

"Gender critics argue that the bonds between the men in Julius Caesar appears to exceed mere friendship, or homosociality, and cross the line into homosexuality. Some critics, such as Barbara Parker even argue that homosexual love among Roman men is an implicit theme in the play. According to this argument, Brutus and the conspirators kill Caesar for the same reasons that Brutus and Cassius argue at the end of the play: admiration has turned to desire for sexual domination.^[11] This is based on the idea that, in Shakespeare's day, in an England ruled by Protestantism, Catholic Rome was often viewed as the "Whore of Babylon". Many church leaders in Rome were rumored to have practiced sodomy, and the area was frequently alluded to in England as being full of homosexuals.^[12] Thus, where Brutus says: "But, woe the while! our fathers' minds are dead / And we a govern'd by our mothers' spirits", Gender critics see Brutus expressing a homosexual femininity. Caesar, also said to be feminine, wishes only for the company of men, and the women around him are sidelined. Men engage in more loving conversations with the men in their lives than with their own wives.^[13] Parker thus portrays the relationship between Brutus and the rest of the conspirators as more like a group marriage than simply a friendship.^[14]

Using phallic and yonic symbol theory, gender critics suggest that the funeral scene is both the climax of the action of the play as well as the sexual climax. Behind the rhetoric of Mark Antony, Parker sees a sexual rhetoric of seduction. Antony uses his funeral oration to seduce the crowd from Brutus back to Caesar. The wounds in Caesar's naked body, for Parker, represent vaginal orifices.^[15] Antony also mentions Caesar's will several times. It signifies both his actual will as well as his sexual will (chastity) that kept him from coming at the conspirators' request.^[16] In this view, the funeral represents all the stages of sex, ending with the burning of Rome representing orgasm. Antony thus re-energizes the Romans and Brutus and Cassius have to leave the city.^[17]"

Song 61 : Tagged by sze wei

People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs and replace any questions that they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves.

Tag 8 people to do this quiz and those who are tagged cannot refuse.These people must state who they were tagged by and cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by. Continue this game by sending it to other people.

1 ) Are you allowed to have a bf/gf?
I dont know. most likely no

2 ) Describe urself in one word.
Random

3 ) Who would you pick, someone who really loves you, or the one you love?
neither. I love myself more! haha

4) Have you ever loved someone BEFORE but never had the courage to tell him/her?
never

5 ) Does it feel good to love?
guess so

6 ) What's the best thing to do with the one you love?
eat?

7) What will you say to someone who doesn't want to believe you??
that is up to you to decide, but that's that.

8 ) Was ever a time that you tried to learn to love someone?
I love my parents....

9 ) What's your opinion about someone who's jealous?
Childish

10 ) What would you say to playboys/playgirls?
If they are my friend, Good Job! If they break my friends hearts, Bitch



[[ * PART 2 * ]]

1 ) Best place to cry?
anywhere

2) Who do you love the most?
My family.

3 ) Tell us about ur dream last night?
cant remember

4) Ever hated someone so bad?
yeah

5 )The biggest & most hurtful lie you heard?
It's not my fault

The last person..
-you had a beer with?
I dont drink beer anyway

-you went to the movies with?
Family

-you talked on the cell phone with?
friend

-you hugged?
parents

-you yelled at?
tian jian. He was getting annoying again

In the last week have you..
~Kissed someone?
No.

~Danced crazy?
No.


Think of the last time u were angry, why were u angry?
Talking to somebody who pretended to like me when its just all show.

If you could do anything OR wish anything, what would it be?
Wish this world is free from jealous, pretentious and power crazy people

If you could have an all expense paid trip, where will you go?
Shinjuku

Would you or have you ever blackmailed someone?
yeah, i think i did

Are you old fashioned?
I go for cheap things. So yeah

What would be harder for you, to tell someone you love them or that you do not love them back?
love them

What thing would be the hardest thing for you to give up on?
My camera

5 Facts About Me:
siao
unpredictable
whacky
out of this world
not normal


5 Things that Scares Me:
Multiple faced people
annoying people
ghosts
exams
insects (sue me!)

7 Songs Playing in My Head Lately:
we will meet again by jason paige
forever young by alphaville
tooi kono machi de
my best friends
with all your heart by plus one
goodbye days by yui
you and me and pokemon


7 Words/Things I Always Use:
you want to die ah?
go hell la!
shut up la!
You wait and see la
Doshite?
Nani o?
I'll kill you!


I tag...
ern wei
kenny
kok leong
foo mun
chan leong
siew hoong
mun keong
weng chiat

song 60 : Trials

exam season now
wont be posting for some time

mina-san gambateh yo!

Song 59 : Percubaan SPM Soalan Bocor 2008

you wish!

Haha!

That was what dragon ball and his friends thought!~

LOL

we were looking at sexy leg's photo's through a friend's phone and damn was it funny~

The camwhoring shots accompanied by the image drawn with the msn pen tool, side by side is a sure laugh! It was so hilarious that i couldnt stop laughing.

Then, someone came up with this wicked and twisted idea to blutooth it around! And Yea~
We changed the phone's name to percubaan soalan bocor and started giving people false hope of attaining an A1!
An golly~
When dragon ball opened the pic, was he shocked to see a picture of a camwhorer stretched across the screen of his phone, with a naughty caricature beside it! Then their group of friends started giggling


LOL


well i know what we did was kinda wrong, but we are actually doing her a favour ma!
Since she wanted to be that popular, we are helping her boost her appeal ma!


HAHA

Song 58 : Poll for fun

There's a new poll in my blog (look at the side of my blog)

well if u feel like voting, please do and share ur comments in this post

comments can be based on
-attitude differences between them
-different personalities between them
-and so on

however, please do not comment based on looks

if you really really have to, praising looks are allowed, but please don't attack any of their looks

anyway, this is for fun

just wanna see your opinions


SO No hard feelings ya!

Song 57 : Just for fun

Congratulations , you are...

Mr Miyagi of myveryownglob.blogspot.com

You are witty, and you know people from places. Those two qualities and others make you a very popular person among your peers, because they want to hear you dish out filthy backstage gossips. You also have a knack for inventing new words to suit yourself. You are a very loyal friend, and would jump into the ocean if your friend asked you to. And that's probably gonna happen if your friend gets too jealous of you getting all the girls/guys.

Which Singaporean Blogger Are You?

Congratulations lim chong ren, you are...

minishorts of minishorts.net

You are outgoing, direct, smart, pretty, and a definite go-getter. You are frank, a little too frank perhaps that sometimes you get on people's nerves and make them very upset. If people attack you, you hit back with triple the force without blinking because you are the kind of person who knows exactly what you are talking about or else you wouldn't talk about it. Your quick-thinking is what makes you special. You are an elitist.

Which Malaysian Blogger Are You?

Song 56 : Kuala Lumpur, Melaka and Nottingham U

i really enjoyed my holidays this time. I dont know why. Though i could swear is wasnt as fun as others that i had, i really really enjoyed it!

so we had this company dinner in an old and lousy hotel. Well, it wasnt that bad. On second thought, musty carpets, smokers in the ballroom, and horrible music accompanying us the whole night.

Yup, it was bad..

the string of oddly dressed performers were the worst add of the night.

Imagine men in their forties, trying to fit into tight white tees with their paunch bulging out, only supported by leather belts that may give way anytime. And those sunglasses! Ugh! they look like some "lao hiao" apek that just discovered the forces within after a dose of Tongkat Ali!

and nope. No picture of them here coz i wouldnt want to corrupt my memory card with such hilarious yet grotesque memories!

but surprisingly, the food exceeded expectations. Not bad for a hotel that gave such a negative impression.

next day, went to Ikea to have lunch.

The food was way way good!

By sniffing the aroma wafting around the cafeteria, you would salivate so much that God would have to look for another Noah!

After lunch, my sis and I hung around Ikano and the Curve.

Everyting in Ikano is big! From the shoplots to the urinal!

However, the curve was just another one of those fashion courts that was intended for ladies.

So after going to KL, It was Melaka!



Ming Hong's parents decided to stop subscribing for Astro as they reckoned enough was enough! That kid has been gluing his eyeballs onto that idiot box 24/7 and it was high time that something was to be done!

And so, the smart card went poof! And my viewing privilages went poof along with it!





And my uncle's wife has not really improved that much in her housekeeping skills as compared to the last trip...




So as usual, tip toes in the house. Wouldnt want to get your soles one something foreign, would you?

Since its a village there are tonnes of subject for me to snap with my camera!



Later we visited sek kia eenh temple to drop something there and went to dataran pahlawan to have tea Or coffee (literally) since we went to old town cafe. The toast tastes really good, but the price was a little unreasonable. kinda expensive actually.



We met up with our uncle there, and headed to his house.


this is my cousin btw, AKA along-to-be



After the melaka trip, we visited my sister in Nottingham U



Really envy my sis! Its such a cool place there!



there are ducks in the lake too!


Hope i can study there too

Ja, Gambateh yo Ren San~

Anyhow, I wish i had a Digital SLR...

Song 55 : Program Latihan Khidmat Negara

I got chosen for it

sigh

half of the students from my class were compelled to go too

and they are:

wil shen
sree
tian jian
manee
harin
suresh raj
jason lew
siew hoong
william
janathen
xian yung
kenny

Some of them havent checked yet. So the real figure isnt confirmed yet

Anyway, i'm kinda ok with this idea of going there, its like some kind of American summer camp that we watch in movies

It might actually be fun, who knows?

Not trying to be sour grapes or a hypocrite, but since the events turned out like this, might as well look at the positive side rather than sulk right?

Anyhow, i find it a little annoying that people laugh at us and say "good for you! you will suffer like in hell! You will eat food that taste like shit there!"

I know that they are extremely delighted that they weren't chosen, but must they tell us all these?
Its hard to be optimistic with all those words that they are saying

But im trying
and so are the other 13 people (the number might grow)

thus, if you are on of those that go around saying words like that, think again.
Some people are already down with that idea of going there and shaving their scalps off, and you on the other hand, are busy mocking them.
I'm sure you wouldnt like that done to you too right?

So my advice, dont do it.
Instead of making all that "you die d la" comments, just console them and remind them its not that bad.

Song 54 : We're one family

The Olympics 2008 opening ceremony was so good!

I really liked it as it talked a lot about Chinese history.
The use of a scroll like screen to depict chinese history is very creative indeed.
The part where the dancers swayed and painted the paper simultaneously was beyond this world!
And the children painting the paper to show how important it is to instill environmental thoughts in children! Nice!

The part which i liked most was the Taichi part!
DAmn cool!
The pearl silk attire and the laser-projection really worked!
It really showed harmony between humans and nature, which is what taichi is really all about!
and
Taichi is the coolest martial arts in the world!

Anyway, it seems that in this world that has such relative harmony on the surface, but is actually churning with grudge in the core, I find myself really impressed that all these countries that has always pointed missiles at each others' faces would actually put all that war nonsense aside and actually come together for the spirits of sportsmanship.

It's like Sports is the unity factor in human relationship.
in the arena, its as if everyone puts their black hearts away for once and let their hair down.

Looking at the opening ceremony, you cant help but to believe that for once, eternal peace can be achieved.
I mean, why not?
If we can do it for 17 days, why not longer?

Sometimes i wish that the Olympics can last forever.
I'm Sick
Sick of all the fighting and bickering...
Why cant we stop killing each other?
Why can't we just adopt the habit of giving each other a big hug and sing compliments in each others' ears like in Barney and Friends?

Maybe this world really is decaying.
Maybe Nostradamus wasnt wrong

Song 53 : How to play volleyball

This year's Hari Koku was definitely the best in my whole 5 years in SGI! The volleyball match was so enjoyable. Everyone loved and laughed watching it.

The six teams in the volley competition were
-Drama Club
-Apachi Sareng
-SPBT
-Interact Club
-Jaspal & Gang
-Football Team

TJ, Kenny and I were sitting on the "umpire's tower" and watching and laughing the game from up above
Dont know where Kenny went, but i think he was searching for his bottle. And oh, its Gus's leg up there...


So first round,

Drama Club Vs Apachi Sareng
Winner : Apachi Sereh
Score : 4-15

Lol. This was the match that i enjoyed most.
When i was told that our club's opponent was Apachi Sareng, I went blur and thought that our club was playing Achi Duduk! haha
It sounds so alike!

Anyway, this is our prettiest member and the most popular Georgiana among my classmates, Felicia.

Not the one in front!

The one at the back la..

Anyway, Felicia is also known as Mulut Laser because her voice sounds very cute, but her words can be very razor

It was really funny, because nobody knew the volley rules and ended up whacking the ball out of confusion. It was like, Eh my turn ah? How? Do what?
Haha

Luckily we had Ern Wei who was a school volley player. Helped us out a little.

They were having so much fun hitting the ball! Watching them playing was enough to rid you of melancholy and induce severe laughing syndrome in you! HAHA.

In the end, Apachi Sareng won, and one of our players were like, "Huh? Over already meh?"
It was so funny!
LOL
Everyone including those from Apachi Sareng were laughing.

So round 2,

Apachi Sareng Vs SPBT
Winner : SPBT
Score : 14-16

This is another very fun match. This time, it wasn't funny, but it was nail-biting, because the scores were so close.
When Apachi scored the first point, i forgot who is was supporting and clapped along with the rest. Then, Kenny cured my Alzheimer with his glare and my hands went dead instantly.
HAHA
At first the SPBT were leading, until the tables turned and Apachi gained total control of the game. However, when it was Seiw's turn to serve, he generated miracles!
The Apachi Geng were unable to counter his ball, because it was a very fast ball that slowed down drastically when it reached the opposite side. Very tricky indeed.

With that, they served all the way to victory

Later R0und 3,

Interact Vs Jaspal & Gang
Winner : Interact Club

Jaspal & Gang were pretty good. But As expected, Interact was better.
Vikinesh was running around like a madman, after the ball!
HAHA
After such a terrible year of fines and screams under him, we finally managed to enjoy a little scene, depicting him as a victim for once.

Finally Round 4,

Interact Vs SPBT
Winner : Interact

I was rooting for SPBT throughout this match because my friends were in SPBT. Plus, they only had 3 school players in their team whereas SPBT boasted with 5.
This was a very tensed match.
Anything could happen as they were nearly equal in strength
Kenny, me and TJ were jumping up and down, each time SPBT got a score.
But among us, Kenny was the most enthusiastic, because he was an SPBT member.

However, Interact won in the end.

Anyhow, it was a close fight,
Everyone did well
and most importantly, it was pure FUN~!
HAHAHAHa

Song 52 : Redo?

My Mom Just got the answers for the SPM add Maths Project 2008, and the JPN wanted the ICT graph to be a straight line graph passing through the origin.

*SIGH*

A lot of people are going to get really mad then.

But after all that bickering two weeks ago, I think he should just give us bonus marks for it coz the instructions given were very vague.
It could mean anything.
So why not just accept whatever answers?
I mean, it's not really that important right?

Song 51 : Spongebob Squarepants ?!

The ceramah given by Big B was sorta boring. And I slept throughout. Really Induces sleep.

Well, we have been listening to her boobbing about the subject all year long, what can 2 more hours do? As far as we're concerned, we have already digested every single word of hers on the subject. So is it a cardinal sin to sleep in this situation?

Guess not.

Anyway, I was so restless during the whole two hours. Played tic-tac-toe with Yew Cheong, Joo Gin was watching the game through a convexmirror and
Tian Jian was drawing his favourite Spongebob Squarepants again.

I didnt find the drawing rather unique, so i rubbed some parts of it with the sushi eraser and created a whole new character!


HAHA

Boon Chin called it Spongeboobs Bikinipants!

Fascinating huh?

Anyway, things weren't really going easy for the prefects this week. Lots of trouble arising and haunting them.

This week, the Tangga Ketua got the infamous Georgian Omboligeh line.

It started when She yelled "masukkan baju awak!"

Then those hooligans hooted at her.

So, she reached her peak and yelled "Awak semua diam!"

After that, came the endless Omboligeh combo that went on and on till Miss Yoong came. The next thing we knew, Fithri was already whacking those boomboxes.

We didn't actually saw him swinging his cane, but judging the horrible wail following the loud whacks that could be heard from our class, we could tell that he wielded it more like a katana than a cane.

Too bad for the monkeys~


And oH!

Drama Club is also joining the volleyball match for Koku day. And our team consists of 4 guys and 4 girls.
I know, its hard to win when there are no volleyball players in the team and the school volley players will be establishing a team for interact and SPBT.
But I guess they were just joining for the fun of it....

However, the real fun begins when the drama girls start playing volley. As we all know, our drama club is home for the most charming and voluptuous girls in the school, so the secret move

>>>>>>>>>SEDUCTION!!!!

Our sirens will be in the frontline of the war, enticing opponents and driving their eyes away from the ball, to their soft and fair legs wheras the back row strikes!!!!!!!

HAHA

With this, even the school team stands no chance!!!

Muahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Song 50 : When girls get fierce

today Taiping (a week ago actually, coz i delayed this post haha) witnessed the rise of a new Georgian head prefect!!!!
His name....

Gan Jin Keong
(again, I'm not pretty sure of the spelling)

Anyway, Tian Jian was laughing like hell when they announced that during perhimpunan, drawing everyone's eyes.

I stared at him and said 'everyone is staring at you.'

Then he casually replied, 'then they will know our head prefect is a joke.'

I replied back "You are the joke"

Honestly i really didn't expect gan to be head. Thought it would be Mugi. But we were pleased he wasn't! haha

This year's prefectorial board is the ultimate proof of women power. The whole board is dominated by amazons! The male prefects are pretty much overtaken by them.

This is the first time i am seeing a form6 boy being normal prefect and the first time seeing a female ketua bahagian and penolong KP!

Geesh...

Even the girl prefects are more strict. Agnes was dragging hooligans that don't seem to know how to tuck in their clothes whereas I just saw a male prefect dancing the hula hula while on duty today....

Weird =_="

And of course the convent ex head was pretty much scary too. When i mean scary I dont really

mean she is SCARY but

SCARY as in the way she walks.

Her body is so straight that its impossible and it seems so forced. Reminds me of a flamingo....


Lol

And as expected, our class flirt was enjoying himself, disturbing her everytime she passes by.

One day, he might be turned in by her for sexual harassment! Haha

Surprisingly laser girl wasnt in the prefectorial board. With her pretty face and baby voice it would have been a completely easy task for her to serenade the people in power with her angelic voice and snatch the head title.

But of course, if she was head, it would spell hell for us.

She isn't called laser girl for nothing ya know

Song 49 : It's fingering, licking good!

Today, drama club and the debate team were given RM250 to spend on food! Miss Yoong's treat! haha

Anyway, we proceeded to KFC and ordered lots and lots of chicken.
Three barrels i think.

Hot and spicy chicken rocks~
Tastes so good

But i don't really fancy original though
Smells kinda funny...

And we found out some funny things about KFC...

So here comes the 18-sx part...


CAUTION - Do not continue reading if you are less than 18 years old.



Actually i'm not even 18. So, what the hell. Its up to you to decide whether to read or not. But i shall not be held responsible if you find this uncomfortable. And don't come reprimanding me coz i warned you....

Back to the story

One of our members cried aloud "My chicken looks like a sliced pear".
Then, out of a sudden, people started chanting the 'Yerrr....' and 'Yucks!' mantra.

And really,
there really was a lot to yuck about

because the chicken didn't look like a sliced pear at all.

But instead

It looked like this....




And it pretty much resembled a.... *ahem*

Anyway, you just have to know its an it-that-must-not-be-named.

And it has nothing to do with Lord Voldemort!

Hmm...

But maybe Lady Voldermort....





And so it was fun time! (the playing food part)


which resulted with this.....


Ok maybe that wasn't a pleasant sight. =_="

But hey, I warned you!

haha






By the way, referring to the picture above, when they said "KFC is now serving mouth-watering breakfast", are they actually referring to the real mouth?

or is it just used as a metaphor in this case?

Haha