song 77 : SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I bet you guys werent expecting this post from me!

HAHA

ok. So how the hell did i manage to post this?

I'm back in my home for a day due to an emergency. Given a day off from NS.

So how's NS?

Ok kwa.

Way better than i thought it would be so far.
The people in my dorm are all very friendly and i'm super glad that I'm placed in a dorm with nice and decent people (some trainees in other dorms are kinda sinister and arrogant)

So NS food is not really that bad.
The NS Toilets are not clean but not till the extent of our school and its still bearable.
The dorms are clean.
There are funny and entertaining trainers.

But the only problem i face is that I'm the only english educated chinese in the whole camp.
Its rather hard to fit in and i feel lost in the crowd sometimes.

So right now I'm mingling with Hualian students.
They really are good people just that they were only misunderstood.
And i made friends with people from kedah, kelantan and selangor as well.
This could actually be a great experience.

Although the purpose of this programme is to promote integration, segregation still reigns in the trainees' souls.
Despite that, i could see that the barriers of racism are slowly breaking down and people are stepping over to the other side, trying to understand different cultures and people.

I feel that i'm learning a lot here.

I'm learning how to fit in a new environment.
I'm learning how to befriend people with different creed.
I'm learning how to not be picky when eating.
I'm learning how to tolerante bad attitude.
I'm learning how to wash my own clothes.
I'm learning how to be independant.

I hope the learning does not come to halt.
So to my friends who got second batch, dont worry so much la.
Its not as bad as you think.

however, its still too early to assume its good. So when i get back, i promise you guys a full and detailed story of what happened. Till then, stop worrying and scrape of the negative thoughts you have about PLKN.
Reserve you judgement for later la.

just dont worry, be happy~

Song 76 : Music Box

music box songs are really peaceful and soothing to the ears.

I really loved this sorta songs since i was small and i never really know what instrument it was called. I actually thought it was xylophone.

After years of futile effort, typing 'xylophone' in youtube and imeem and obtaining undesirable results, i eventually gave up.

It was really hard trying to find the genre of it, and to add matters worse, most of the music box CDs i ever came across was in chinese.
Hence, being a xiang jiao ren, i was able to speak chinese but not read.
This made the search so much harder.

But a few days ago in One Utama, I went into Movie Magic to get myself 'The Prince and The Temple of The Sea" DVD. Then my sis tried out this great Music box Cd in the testing section.
She was saying, "Wow, this is good. You have to try it."

When i tried it, i was really excited, because i recognised the "ting ting" songs.

So i tried having a look at the cd cover, just to discover it in mandrin.

Potong Stim.

As my parents and aunt are having their sweet time in D.I.Y. Shop, i decided to fiddle with the album cover a bit.

And wallah~

I read something called Music Box on it.
So when i got home i availed myself of this opportunity and searched the whole web for "music box version", and it returned with favourable results.

I was jumping with joy. Haha.
So i have a music box song above and its really good.
its first love by utada hikaru.

Btw Hins Cheung's songs are really good too.

Song 75 : That place is labelled no entry (at least for now)

i shouted at that bimbo MH again. Damn annoying kid. I never hated a cousin more.

today, i scolded him for tickling his little sister.

so its tickling nia ma. What's the big deal?

well, it seems that the spoilt brat has a favourite spot to tickle....


guess where??



THE VAGINAL AREA!!!!


Of all places, he chose that as his favourite region.


That kid's an idiot.
A total 360 degree fool

song 74 : all the stuffs

here's a few things i discovered and happened lately when I'm in Melaka

Mh is really annoying and i cant stand him anymore.

Never marry a woman who is terrible in house keeping.

Cat poop is smellier than cow poop.

Prices are more expensive in certain shops on Sundays.

The worst kind of kid is the one that sreams the most and sounds manja.

w3501 has better sound quality than w3801.

There are a lot of lalas in Dataran Pahlawan.

People make use of pretty girls and boys to promote goods in PC Fair.


I saw somebody that looked exactly like her but she was possibly l**

song 73 : really funny

LOL

i this joke was forwarded to me and i find it so funny that i should share it

so here goes...

Seorang guru, Cikgu Murni (Umur: 22) menghadapi masalah dengan salah seorang muridnya (Abu). Lalu guru ini bertanya kepada murid tersebut : "Apa sebenarnya masalah awak, Abu?"

Lalu Abu menjawab, "Saya terlalu cerdik untuk berada di darjah 4, kakak saya menduduki UPSR dan saya lebih cerdik dari dia, maka saya seharusnya berada di tempat yang sama juga!".

Cikgu Murni dah tak tertahan. Dia bawa Abu ke pejabat pengetua. Sementara Abu menunggu di ruang tamu, Cikgu Murni terangkan keadaan tersebut kepada pengetua. Pengetua mengatakan yang dia akan berikan ujian kepada Abu dan jika Abu gagal menjawab, maka Abu harus kekal di darjah 3 dan berkelakuan baik. Abu dibawa masuk ke pejabat Pengetua dan Cikgu Murni terangkan pada Abu dan Abu bersetuju untuk ambil ujian yang akan diberikan.

Pengetua: Apa 3 x 3?
Abu: 9
Pengetua: Apa 6 x 6?
Abu: 36

Pengetua terus bertanyakan soalan2 berdasarkan tahap pencapaian murid2 UPSR dan si Abu mampu menjawab tiap soalan yang diberikan. Lalu pengetua memandang Cikgu Murni dan berkata, "Saya rasa murid ini sepatutnya berada di darjah 6", Lalu Cikgu Murni berkata pada pengetua, "Saya ada soalan saya sendiri, boleh tak saya ajukan pada Abu?". Pengetua dan Abu bersetuju.

Cikgu Murni: Apa yang lembu ada 4 di badan, tapi saya cuma ada dua?
Abu: (berfikir) Kaki

Cikgu Murni: Apa yang ada di dalam seluar kamu tapi tidak pada seluar saya?
Abu: Saku

Cikgu Murni: Apa yang bermula dengan huruf "K" akhir dengan "A", ianya berbulu, berbentuk oval, nyaman dan mengandungi lapisan nipis keputihan?
Abu: Kelapa

Cikgu Murni: Apakah yang masuk keras dan berwarna "pink", bila keluar lembik dan melekit?
Abu: Gula-gula getah (Bubblegum)

Cikgu Murni: Apa yang mereka lakukan, lelaki secara berdiri, wanita secara duduk dan anjing secara tiga kaki?
Abu: Bersalaman

Cikgu Murni: Baik, sekarang saya akan ajukan soalan berbentuk siapakah saya, okay?
Abu: Baik Cikgu

Cikgu Murni: Awak memasukkan batang kedalam saya. Awak ikat saya untuk saya berdiri. Saya kebasahan sebelum awak.
Abu: Khemah

Cikgu Murni: Jari memasuki saya. Awak menggesel-gesel saya bila awak teringatkan saya. Lelaki idaman akan mendapat saya dulu.
Abu: Cincin perkahwinan

Cikgu Murni: Saya ada bermacam-macam saiz. Bila saya sakit saya akan meleleh. Bila saya keluar, banyak tisu yang akan digunakan. Bila awak hembuskan saya, akan berasa lega.
Abu: Hidung

Cikgu Murni: Saya batang yang keras. Hujungnya tajam. Saya akan datang dan masuk dengan lajunya.
Abu: Anak panah

Cikgu Murni: Sekarang saya akan ajukan soalan dalam Bahasa Inggeris, okay?
Abu: Okay

Cikgu Murni: What word starts with a 'F' and end in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?
Abu: Firetruck

Cikgu Murni: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you dont get it you have to use your hand.
Abu: Fork

Cikgu Murni: What is it that all men have one of. It's longer on some men than on others, the pope does not use his, and a man gives it to his wife after they are married?
Abu: Surname

Cikgu Murni: What part of the man has no bones but has muscles, lots of veins and loves pumping?
Abu: Heart

Pengetua menghembuskan nafas kelegaan bila mendengar jawapan yang diberikan oleh si Abu, lantas berkata "Baik hantar murid ini ke Universiti Malaya; jawapan yang saya fikirkan semuanya salah".

P/s: Jika jawapan anda semua salah, anda adalah sama spesies dengan pengetua yang mempunyai pemikiran kuning.....hehehe

song 72 : SLow

The internet is getting slower and slower every day.

Talk about streamyx being fast. Tipu lah

Its just a myth.

Song 71 : Ceramah

Everyone kept telling me that the 5 hours ceramah was stupid and boring.
And i was rather convinced.

So on that day of the ceramah, the chinese penceramah came in, and i started groaning and chanting OH ANNI~

But it wasn't really as bad as i thought. He was kinda good. In fact the class was pretty lifely as he told us a lot of latest happenings and there were a lot of two-way discussions.
He was actually good and he cracked some entertaining jokes that caught our attentions.
So after that it was break time.

I really didn't want to taste the dull looking food sold there especially when the poeple preparing it looked so haggard and unhygeinic. However, i cant be picky anymore, after all, i'm gonna have to spend 3 looooong months in NS taking the same kind of food. So, it would be better if i can I get used to the horrid now rather than later.

But the food wasnt really that bad. OK la the taste~
While I was eating, I thought, maybe everyone was exageratting when they said the 5 hours ceramah was a dream making machine.

So the break was over, and everyone waited in the room.
The next Penceramah came in and started talking in his local accent that seemed like an endless chanting

Eureka!
We've discover the most effective cure for insomnia!

This was the most boring person ever~
His voice really induces sleep
he was talking to himself most of the time and everyone seemed too confused and bored to care

I was gawking at him like a stupido and deciphering every word he said that sounded more like Greek to me.

His voice really reminded me of the Craxy Kilt ARM in Marchen Awakens Romance.
Just like Rapunzel-sama said, his voice was turning my brain into mush.

Thinking that I should have a rest from the migraine-inducing soundwaves emanating from his larynx, i decided to take a look around just to discover some of the students sleeping, sms-ing, reading some other book, and pretending to listen to him while they are definitely somewhere off in a different world.

So I decided to just continue gazing at him and think of something else.
Once again,
His voice came flooding my ears and acted like lullaby, forcing me into the land of dreams.

Consequently, I slept...
Then i woke up and tried to listen again.

Yet, i slept...
However I woke up again.

Still, I slept...
All of a sudden, I woke up.

Mysteriously I slept again...
Later, I woke up again.

Unfortunately, I slept again...
Fortunately I woke up again.

Unluckily I slepy again...
Luckily i woke up again.

And the cycle happened again and again until his speech ended.
finally it was over~ (Amitabha)

After that, i went home and slept all over again....