Song 53 : How to play volleyball

This year's Hari Koku was definitely the best in my whole 5 years in SGI! The volleyball match was so enjoyable. Everyone loved and laughed watching it.

The six teams in the volley competition were
-Drama Club
-Apachi Sareng
-SPBT
-Interact Club
-Jaspal & Gang
-Football Team

TJ, Kenny and I were sitting on the "umpire's tower" and watching and laughing the game from up above
Dont know where Kenny went, but i think he was searching for his bottle. And oh, its Gus's leg up there...


So first round,

Drama Club Vs Apachi Sareng
Winner : Apachi Sereh
Score : 4-15

Lol. This was the match that i enjoyed most.
When i was told that our club's opponent was Apachi Sareng, I went blur and thought that our club was playing Achi Duduk! haha
It sounds so alike!

Anyway, this is our prettiest member and the most popular Georgiana among my classmates, Felicia.

Not the one in front!

The one at the back la..

Anyway, Felicia is also known as Mulut Laser because her voice sounds very cute, but her words can be very razor

It was really funny, because nobody knew the volley rules and ended up whacking the ball out of confusion. It was like, Eh my turn ah? How? Do what?
Haha

Luckily we had Ern Wei who was a school volley player. Helped us out a little.

They were having so much fun hitting the ball! Watching them playing was enough to rid you of melancholy and induce severe laughing syndrome in you! HAHA.

In the end, Apachi Sareng won, and one of our players were like, "Huh? Over already meh?"
It was so funny!
LOL
Everyone including those from Apachi Sareng were laughing.

So round 2,

Apachi Sareng Vs SPBT
Winner : SPBT
Score : 14-16

This is another very fun match. This time, it wasn't funny, but it was nail-biting, because the scores were so close.
When Apachi scored the first point, i forgot who is was supporting and clapped along with the rest. Then, Kenny cured my Alzheimer with his glare and my hands went dead instantly.
HAHA
At first the SPBT were leading, until the tables turned and Apachi gained total control of the game. However, when it was Seiw's turn to serve, he generated miracles!
The Apachi Geng were unable to counter his ball, because it was a very fast ball that slowed down drastically when it reached the opposite side. Very tricky indeed.

With that, they served all the way to victory

Later R0und 3,

Interact Vs Jaspal & Gang
Winner : Interact Club

Jaspal & Gang were pretty good. But As expected, Interact was better.
Vikinesh was running around like a madman, after the ball!
HAHA
After such a terrible year of fines and screams under him, we finally managed to enjoy a little scene, depicting him as a victim for once.

Finally Round 4,

Interact Vs SPBT
Winner : Interact

I was rooting for SPBT throughout this match because my friends were in SPBT. Plus, they only had 3 school players in their team whereas SPBT boasted with 5.
This was a very tensed match.
Anything could happen as they were nearly equal in strength
Kenny, me and TJ were jumping up and down, each time SPBT got a score.
But among us, Kenny was the most enthusiastic, because he was an SPBT member.

However, Interact won in the end.

Anyhow, it was a close fight,
Everyone did well
and most importantly, it was pure FUN~!
HAHAHAHa

Song 52 : Redo?

My Mom Just got the answers for the SPM add Maths Project 2008, and the JPN wanted the ICT graph to be a straight line graph passing through the origin.

*SIGH*

A lot of people are going to get really mad then.

But after all that bickering two weeks ago, I think he should just give us bonus marks for it coz the instructions given were very vague.
It could mean anything.
So why not just accept whatever answers?
I mean, it's not really that important right?

Song 51 : Spongebob Squarepants ?!

The ceramah given by Big B was sorta boring. And I slept throughout. Really Induces sleep.

Well, we have been listening to her boobbing about the subject all year long, what can 2 more hours do? As far as we're concerned, we have already digested every single word of hers on the subject. So is it a cardinal sin to sleep in this situation?

Guess not.

Anyway, I was so restless during the whole two hours. Played tic-tac-toe with Yew Cheong, Joo Gin was watching the game through a convexmirror and
Tian Jian was drawing his favourite Spongebob Squarepants again.

I didnt find the drawing rather unique, so i rubbed some parts of it with the sushi eraser and created a whole new character!


HAHA

Boon Chin called it Spongeboobs Bikinipants!

Fascinating huh?

Anyway, things weren't really going easy for the prefects this week. Lots of trouble arising and haunting them.

This week, the Tangga Ketua got the infamous Georgian Omboligeh line.

It started when She yelled "masukkan baju awak!"

Then those hooligans hooted at her.

So, she reached her peak and yelled "Awak semua diam!"

After that, came the endless Omboligeh combo that went on and on till Miss Yoong came. The next thing we knew, Fithri was already whacking those boomboxes.

We didn't actually saw him swinging his cane, but judging the horrible wail following the loud whacks that could be heard from our class, we could tell that he wielded it more like a katana than a cane.

Too bad for the monkeys~


And oH!

Drama Club is also joining the volleyball match for Koku day. And our team consists of 4 guys and 4 girls.
I know, its hard to win when there are no volleyball players in the team and the school volley players will be establishing a team for interact and SPBT.
But I guess they were just joining for the fun of it....

However, the real fun begins when the drama girls start playing volley. As we all know, our drama club is home for the most charming and voluptuous girls in the school, so the secret move

>>>>>>>>>SEDUCTION!!!!

Our sirens will be in the frontline of the war, enticing opponents and driving their eyes away from the ball, to their soft and fair legs wheras the back row strikes!!!!!!!

HAHA

With this, even the school team stands no chance!!!

Muahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Song 50 : When girls get fierce

today Taiping (a week ago actually, coz i delayed this post haha) witnessed the rise of a new Georgian head prefect!!!!
His name....

Gan Jin Keong
(again, I'm not pretty sure of the spelling)

Anyway, Tian Jian was laughing like hell when they announced that during perhimpunan, drawing everyone's eyes.

I stared at him and said 'everyone is staring at you.'

Then he casually replied, 'then they will know our head prefect is a joke.'

I replied back "You are the joke"

Honestly i really didn't expect gan to be head. Thought it would be Mugi. But we were pleased he wasn't! haha

This year's prefectorial board is the ultimate proof of women power. The whole board is dominated by amazons! The male prefects are pretty much overtaken by them.

This is the first time i am seeing a form6 boy being normal prefect and the first time seeing a female ketua bahagian and penolong KP!

Geesh...

Even the girl prefects are more strict. Agnes was dragging hooligans that don't seem to know how to tuck in their clothes whereas I just saw a male prefect dancing the hula hula while on duty today....

Weird =_="

And of course the convent ex head was pretty much scary too. When i mean scary I dont really

mean she is SCARY but

SCARY as in the way she walks.

Her body is so straight that its impossible and it seems so forced. Reminds me of a flamingo....


Lol

And as expected, our class flirt was enjoying himself, disturbing her everytime she passes by.

One day, he might be turned in by her for sexual harassment! Haha

Surprisingly laser girl wasnt in the prefectorial board. With her pretty face and baby voice it would have been a completely easy task for her to serenade the people in power with her angelic voice and snatch the head title.

But of course, if she was head, it would spell hell for us.

She isn't called laser girl for nothing ya know

Song 49 : It's fingering, licking good!

Today, drama club and the debate team were given RM250 to spend on food! Miss Yoong's treat! haha

Anyway, we proceeded to KFC and ordered lots and lots of chicken.
Three barrels i think.

Hot and spicy chicken rocks~
Tastes so good

But i don't really fancy original though
Smells kinda funny...

And we found out some funny things about KFC...

So here comes the 18-sx part...


CAUTION - Do not continue reading if you are less than 18 years old.



Actually i'm not even 18. So, what the hell. Its up to you to decide whether to read or not. But i shall not be held responsible if you find this uncomfortable. And don't come reprimanding me coz i warned you....

Back to the story

One of our members cried aloud "My chicken looks like a sliced pear".
Then, out of a sudden, people started chanting the 'Yerrr....' and 'Yucks!' mantra.

And really,
there really was a lot to yuck about

because the chicken didn't look like a sliced pear at all.

But instead

It looked like this....




And it pretty much resembled a.... *ahem*

Anyway, you just have to know its an it-that-must-not-be-named.

And it has nothing to do with Lord Voldemort!

Hmm...

But maybe Lady Voldermort....





And so it was fun time! (the playing food part)


which resulted with this.....


Ok maybe that wasn't a pleasant sight. =_="

But hey, I warned you!

haha






By the way, referring to the picture above, when they said "KFC is now serving mouth-watering breakfast", are they actually referring to the real mouth?

or is it just used as a metaphor in this case?

Haha

Song 48 : A tribute to Mr Sam

This Friday we went for our LIE class and watched a very cool movie. Its called Shawshank Redemption(i think) and its about prison life.

However, we did not watch the whole movie as time is limited. Will continue the next half next week.

Anyway, Mr Chan is a very dedicated teacher.
My mum said he was very sick on Thursday. Lost his voice, had a sore throat and flu (if i am not mistaken)
Yet, he refused to take a leave and forced himself to school.
He didnt even cancel the LIE class despite his condition which really impressed me,

So far i had never seen such a responsible teacher, bursting with such vibrant life and enthusiasm before!

There is so much passion in his teaching!
We can obviously see that he is not teaching for the sake of teaching, but he is treating it as if its not only his job, but his life.

Who would want to come to school every weekend and vomit tonnes of knowledge to a bunch of ungrateful teenagers, when you don't even earn a single cent?

If you were to ask me that question, i would say



MR. CHAN!!!


First of all, its not even his job to teach us LIE, but he volunteered to. He could have just made as if it wasn't his business or demanded tuition fees form us,



but NO!


Instead, he wanted to teach the convent girls without earning extra money, and invited us, georgians to join the fun as well!!!


Now, i know, some of you guys will think

Who would be so dumb to do that??



MR. CHAN!!!!!!



And mind you, he is not dumb,
but a super dedicated teacher that takes teaching seriously and lives up to the saying "actions speak louder than words"!

and for that, he is the best teacher in the world!!!!!
Yeah~

Song 47 : So what?

Somehow, being a human is not as easy as it seems

No matter what you do, no matter how you do it, some people are bound to hate you.
Its hard, really.

You talk too little, people say you are cocky
You talk too much, people think you are annoying

You lose, they say you are lousy
You win, they say you don't deserve it

You have table manners, they say you are sissy(male) or pretending to be from the higher class(female)
You have no table manners, they say you are uncivilized


You follow the rules, people say you are nerdy
You don't follow the rules, people call you a criminal

Time and again, human behavior has proven that it is a universal fact, that no matter how good you are, you will never be good enough in the eyes of the world.
Nobody is perfect.

So what if people hate you?
As long as you don't deserve to be hated then have no worries!

People despise you for having good results, looking at the bright side of things, and playing with children of different age.


But yet again, SO WHAT?


I see nothing wrong in these things. Do you?
Is it written in the nation's law that you can't have good results?
Did God say anything like "Thou shall not think positively"?
Will you be damned to the flames of hell if you play with children younger than you?

NO!

There is completely nothing wrong with it! And trust me, you won't be chucked into jail for that.

Then why the fuss?
Like I said, everyone thinks differently. One man's meat is another man's poison.
So no matter how nice you are, it is only natural that there will be some dissatisfied people around you.

My conclusion is that, if people hate you, let it be.
Who cares about them?
As long as what you are doing is rationally right and does not harm anyone, then its all right.

But if you are an arrogant brat or a horrid idiot, it would be nice if you change your attitude. Don't you dare think its right to rob people, steal, kill animals, and so on.
Because its wrong!

So damn WRONG!



and yes, you will go to hell for it.

Song 46 : A lame story of a boy who annoyed me today

Life was pretty peaceful today, until Big B stepped into the class shrouded with her dark aura. Obviously she has attained her Level 3 Melancholy Mode and sadly we were oblivious of it.

So the class continued chatting in their own ways while the amazon slammed her pile of boobs (Oops, I mean books) before everyone, making everyone shut their pie holes.

Gamma rays radiated from her eyes as she performed her infamous gorgon's glare.

Silence~

No one dares speak before the mighty and brutal creature.
But silence was not enough....
She wanted more....

MORE~

She wanted to induce pain and fear so unbearable in everyone's brittle soul....
Her eyeballs spun around like a disco ball while her mouth cracked open, emitting a roar of cacophony.
She got her wish, everyone was as silent as a mouse and drenched in cold sweat

But she wanted more....

MORE~

unknown spells spat out of her throat like jet as it pierced us mercilessly, leaving a hole in our hearts.


It wasn't even fifteen minutes yet, but we were already bleeding profusely and all our Mana were already used up, due to the defensive sphere spell that we have to cast every few seconds to shield ourselves from her razor words.

Then came a courageous warrior, NTJ son of NLH (or was he stupid? Oh never mind) stepping forward to claim the head of the invincible sphinx.
He forged his way through the ocean of corpses until he reached the witch's chamber of doom.

Slowly but steadily, he drew out his ultimate weapon, a nail clipper, trying to defeat the ultimate evil that has prevailed for centuries and restore joy and peace to the land.

BUT,

before that, she slashed him...

AWWW

Then, with a vindictive mask spread over her face, she slowly pulled out the intestines in our hero's (Gee, would you rather call him that?) body.

He yelled in agony as the excruciating pain traveled across his system as blood kept pouring in torrents from the crimson stained wounds.

Tears flooded his eyes as he took a final glimpse at the azure sky. Then, he lapsed into total darkness.


He opened his heavy eyelids as a huge sign board materialised before him, saying.....

WELCOME TO HELL



NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!















Hmmm......

On second thought,














YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Song 45 : Oh great!

School was pretty boring today.

As usual our add maths teacher was expounding alien jargons before the whole class, confusing himself with his own words along the way, trapping us as well in the web of confusion he spun.

ended up sleeping. Haha. Hey its better to get enough rest than pretending to understand when you are actually lamenting "What the hell?!" inside right?
haha

We found out the reason why Pn Zura has been missing in action
Apparently her father's blood level shot up at a very astonishing rate. May Pn Zura's Dad be well and happy.(radiating metta)

Anyway, I completely forgot about chemistry extra class after school today! How annoying. I really can't believe how I could forget such a thing! Which explains the bottle of Omega Fish oil that has been left untouched for months! Maybe its really time to start consuming it again, or I might end up swallowing Ginko pills in the future to defy Alzheimer! LOL

As the class starts at 1.30 and I will be going back at 1.45, I thought, what the hell, might as well 15 minutes of knowledge rather than 15 minutes of boredom!

After school ended, Siew Hoong, Seik San and I decided to have some Cendol!
I love cendol!
But I love Rose Ice Kacang more!
too bad there is no ice kacang stall around!

Anyway, Pau eats like a beast!

And i mean a BEAST!

he ordered a bowl of cendol as well as a plate of pasembor and gosh table manners was what he really lacked!(Maybe he really needs one of those English manners class, where he will learn to point his little finger upwards while sipping a dainty cup of tea and choose over a million cutleries just to spread butter over a piece of croissant)

Back to the point,

He eats like a BEAST!

I have never witnessed such a ravenous creature in my life before! Holding a fork for pasembor with his left hand and a spoon for cendol with his right hand, he dug chambers in the food served! Since he was burying scoops of both into his mouth, he ended up chewing a grotesque mixture of vermilion and viridian that finally resulted with a grey mesh decorating the walls of his teeth!

Oh, the horror~

And dang, I forgot that i didn't bring my chemistry notes along as well. So i ended up hiding at the corner of the library, behind Pau's shoulder, to shield myself from Pn Hin's gaze. Luckily she did not realise what i was doing.

As I am a good, kind, and understanding student (ahem) I don't want her to go ballistic over the notes thingy, because I was afraid it would affect her child adversely.

See, I'm so considerate!